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Ninja Nerd
I'm female, 22, and currently going for a BA in Theatre. I don't like to label my sexuality... I like who I like, gender doesn't matter.

I'm perhaps one of the nerdiest people I know but I hide it well... Here is where it all boils over. This blog will consist of movies, music, and more... with a bit of porn probably sprinkled in. So NSFW I guess.

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vickyvicarious:

yeahmicah:

sagihairius:

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Oh, my sweet Westley, what have I done?

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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

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JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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i-cant-believe-its-no-homo:

l0kasenna:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.

Love this metaphor (but on another note I freaking hate bicyclist on roads… It’s so dangerous and why not go to a park?? Like dude I don’t want to hit you but you’re riding side by side with another bicyclist and it’s stressing me out ahh).

I can’t go a day without thinking about you, and I bet I don’t ever cross your mind

3:04am thoughts about you. (via afraidofwhatliesbeneath)

twinzik:

Escalator Stare Luigi

kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

potatoknishesofficial:


barakatgotskunk:

tr1angl3:

naturepunk:

It’s like no one ever told him cats don’t like water. 

OTTERCAT

he’s having so much fun aw


he’s trying to chase his tail in the water oh my god be still my heart

potatoknishesofficial:

barakatgotskunk:

tr1angl3:

naturepunk:

It’s like no one ever told him cats don’t like water. 

OTTERCAT

he’s having so much fun aw

he’s trying to chase his tail in the water oh my god be still my heart

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues